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Blunt Truth, Brought To You By Philip Larkin

This Be The Verse They fuck you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up … Continue reading

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The Magnets Of Doom, AKA My Family Members

Trouble is my middle name? It might just as well be my last name, because I’m apparently not the only one in my family who has a penchant for causing it. My little bro has managed to do the only … Continue reading

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#DemonMom, An Analysis

Something that I have been discussing with my psychiatrist a lot is my mother, or #DemonMom as she is known on my Twitter feed. It is an unfair title that I have dealt her, rather childish in fact. My mother … Continue reading

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The Traces Of Parenting, An Observation

I can’t speak for anyone else but me of course… but I find that I always hoped to come out of my family unscathed. Not unscathed concerning memories and experiences, but unscathed in my opinion towards others. I have always … Continue reading

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My Mother Taught Me…

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” … Continue reading

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Time Out! The Wisteria Timer Stool

You don’t want to know how long I have wanted to post this marvelous invention… The Time Out Timer Stool by Wisteria is the perfect way to time the punishment period of brutal kids… And it makes a lovely addition … Continue reading

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