Category Archives: Humor

Helpful Advice?

Mental illness is just as real as any other disease. 

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Braiding Experiments: A Memoriam

What do you do when your boyfriend is prettier has prettier hair than you?  Experiment No.7, owner of the prettiest hair outside of L’Oreal commercials and fantasy movies, cut his tresses back to a little less than shoulder length, much to my dismay. It’s … Continue reading

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I’ve Brought Pie, Peasants…

Because sometimes, all you need is pie. And cute little Thranduil on an elk. 

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The Silmarillion: Honest Titles

I do not take credit for this awesomeness (the credit for this falls to Caranthira on Tumblr) but I can’t help but want to share the fun. If you’re a fan of the Silmarillion you have probably already seen this … Continue reading

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Still Looking For Stuff… Another Search Term Summary

So lately I checked my search term stats again… and behold what I found! Apparently Google still leads you guys to my humble abode with the oddest requests and the worst spelling… Here is a short summary, with commentary… “in 2012 … Continue reading

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10 Embarrassing Facts About QP (Now Illustrated!)

1. I consequently mispronounced “Quenya” until I accidentally came across the IPA pronunciation of it. Also, I pronounced C as S in Tolkien names until my boyfriend pointed my error out to me. 2. I haven’t gone to a single … Continue reading

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Forever Alone… Hand-In-Hand rings

Because the Asian population of the world apparently suffers from “Forever Alone Syndrome”, there is an Asian shop that sells iPhone covers with a life-size plastic hand attached to them, so you can feel as if you’re holding hands with someone while … Continue reading

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Important Notice

 The very, VERY last thing I need when I’m grumpy is someone telling me to relax. Especially when they use that patronizing tone for it. Let me rage and it will pass, start acting like you’re my parent/therapist/kindergarten-teacher, and my mood becomes … Continue reading

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Blunt Truth, Brought To You By Philip Larkin

This Be The Verse They fuck you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you. But they were fucked up … Continue reading

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The Good Girlfriend Checklist

The Good Girlfriend Checklist A List Of 12 Commandments*, By Quantumphysica 1. Good Girlfriends don’t nag. Period. Even when they’re on their period. Leave a man to do as he pleases, and you will never find yourself without one. If … Continue reading

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