Still Looking For Stuff… Another Search Term Summary

So lately I checked my search term stats again… and behold what I found! Apparently Google still leads you guys to my humble abode with the oddest requests and the worst spelling… Here is a short summary, with commentary…

  • “in 2012 nature and the mad nature of some human beings caused us to wonder” (I wonder, is this a quote of some sort? It certainly isn’t one of mine…)
  • surprisingly easy to “fist myself” (This is kind of worrying. Also, why the parentheses?)
  • повесилась фото (No clue.)
  • سكس xbt (I pass.)
  • the indian girl who died today (You mean, one of the many? India is big, you know. On average, every 3.6 seconds someone dies there.*)
  • the best humorous conversations lost in translation (Wish I could be of help here, lost in translation stuff is hilarious.)
  • installations art psychiatric room (Not sure what to expect here, but it sounds cool.)
  • cat purr therapy at hospital (Now there’s a therapy I can fully endorse!)
  • word worse than weakling (Err…?)
  • nude kids suicid hanging (I have no comment on this.)
  • マルタンマルジェラ  upside down (Nope, still not speaking Japanese.)
  • pickachu sex (My search terms tell me I’m not the weirdest person out there.)
  • people who were patients at miledgevill hospital for the insane (How am I supposed to know any of those?)
  • synonims of fuck images (I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean.)
  • does murders have empathy (I can enlighten you on this! Recent research has shown that murderers -psychopathic ones at least- DO have empathy, only they are able to turn it off and on at will. This is what makes them such good manipulators.)
  • essay: is passion killing good or bad? (I’d say it’s bad; if you do kill someone you should do it properly and not in a sudden bout of anger.)
  • where to find women for forniphilia (Not here. Try dating sites.)
  • túrin turambar mbti type (THIS. This must be my favorite search term so far. Someone  other than myself has wondered about this!)
  • howmanybeheadingsin u.s.getoffwithinsanityplea? (useproperspacingyoumoron!)
  • animated girl in rain (It is probably a token of my insanity that I immediately imagined a weird Japanese anime porn when reading this.)
  • how to make an iris diaphragm (I don’t even know what that is, let alone how to make one. Why, people?)
  • fitness cunt (I’m not sure what to imagine here; a bitchy gym client or an extremely well-trained vagina.)
  • exercises for cunts (See previous. Also, just so you know: I do not offer gym classes for genitals. Emulating me may however make you a real cunt to your environment.)
  • opportunists are manipulative (No shit Sherlock!)
  • i dont want happiness (I kinda do.)
  • submissives in headcage tumblr (Once again, I need to get a Tumblr. And possibly a headcage for No. 7.)
  • leggings as pants in public (I do not approve. Period.)
  • how the animals will attack to people (Yes, do tell me how!)

To add to this list, I have found that my essays on murder are still my most popular posts for some reason…

* I get my statistics from breathingearth.net, I’m not sure how accurate they are though.

About quantumphysica

My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
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3 Responses to Still Looking For Stuff… Another Search Term Summary

  1. Your search terms always bring me such joy!

  2. AstroPilot says:

    Very funny indeed! Thanks for enlightening my evening!
    Some search terms remind me of Einstein’s saying: “I know two things which are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But about the universe I’m not quite sure.”

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