So lately I checked my search term stats again… and behold what I found! Apparently Google still leads you guys to my humble abode with the oddest requests and the worst spelling… Here is a short summary, with commentary…
- “in 2012 nature and the mad nature of some human beings caused us to wonder” (I wonder, is this a quote of some sort? It certainly isn’t one of mine…)
- surprisingly easy to “fist myself” (This is kind of worrying. Also, why the parentheses?)
- повесилась фото (No clue.)
- سكس xbt (I pass.)
- the indian girl who died today (You mean, one of the many? India is big, you know. On average, every 3.6 seconds someone dies there.*)
- the best humorous conversations lost in translation (Wish I could be of help here, lost in translation stuff is hilarious.)
- installations art psychiatric room (Not sure what to expect here, but it sounds cool.)
- cat purr therapy at hospital (Now there’s a therapy I can fully endorse!)
- word worse than weakling (Err…?)
- nude kids suicid hanging (I have no comment on this.)
- マルタンマルジェラ upside down (Nope, still not speaking Japanese.)
- pickachu sex (My search terms tell me I’m not the weirdest person out there.)
- people who were patients at miledgevill hospital for the insane (How am I supposed to know any of those?)
- synonims of fuck images (I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean.)
- does murders have empathy (I can enlighten you on this! Recent research has shown that murderers -psychopathic ones at least- DO have empathy, only they are able to turn it off and on at will. This is what makes them such good manipulators.)
- essay: is passion killing good or bad? (I’d say it’s bad; if you do kill someone you should do it properly and not in a sudden bout of anger.)
- where to find women for forniphilia (Not here. Try dating sites.)
- túrin turambar mbti type (THIS. This must be my favorite search term so far. Someone other than myself has wondered about this!)
- howmanybeheadingsin u.s.getoffwithinsanityplea? (useproperspacingyoumoron!)
- animated girl in rain (It is probably a token of my insanity that I immediately imagined a weird Japanese anime porn when reading this.)
- how to make an iris diaphragm (I don’t even know what that is, let alone how to make one. Why, people?)
- fitness cunt (I’m not sure what to imagine here; a bitchy gym client or an extremely well-trained vagina.)
- exercises for cunts (See previous. Also, just so you know: I do not offer gym classes for genitals. Emulating me may however make you a real cunt to your environment.)
- opportunists are manipulative (No shit Sherlock!)
- i dont want happiness (I kinda do.)
- submissives in headcage tumblr (Once again, I need to get a Tumblr. And possibly a headcage for No. 7.)
- leggings as pants in public (I do not approve. Period.)
- how the animals will attack to people (Yes, do tell me how!)
To add to this list, I have found that my essays on murder are still my most popular posts for some reason…
* I get my statistics from breathingearth.net, I’m not sure how accurate they are though.
We're All Mad Inhere 
Your search terms always bring me such joy!
Glad to make you laugh 😀
Very funny indeed! Thanks for enlightening my evening!
Some search terms remind me of Einstein’s saying: “I know two things which are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. But about the universe I’m not quite sure.”