I didn’t actually think it possible… but here they are. Vibrators that aren’t only a pleasure on the privates, but also on the eyes, waterproof and everything. You can simply leave these lying around when your parents come over and they’ll never suspect a thing! And admit, they are kinda adorable… Under the trademark “Toys That Play With You” you won’t only find these duckies, but also a whole lot of other inconspicuous looking sex toys you could easily confuse with children’s playthings…


Okay. Fine. The bdsm ducks do not qualify as inconspicuous. But they ARE awesome. Check these and many more at http://bigteazetoys.com/!
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My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93.
Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know...
I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling...
I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever.
And I make lists of things...
omg this is genius! I just need to make sure my guest’s little girl doesn’t take it home lol.
Teehee xD
haha i like the bondage one.
no telling! hahah
-Isle
I must say I’m not surprised xD
hahah you’re not bothered by that at all hahah