Yes, I actually wasted a couple of hours of my life watching E! to see the dressing disasters that would walk the red carpet. Yes indeed. I was surprised to see so many dresses I actually really liked, among the atrocities… Therefor, a Best/Worst of celebrity dresses! (I have my moments of superficiality. Don’t we all?)
The Best According To QP
See what I loved? Mermaid tail dresses. Taylor Swift, Megan Fox, Nicole Kidman, Francesca Eastwood and Melissa Rauch… Verrry sultry.
Also, Julianna Margulies (second top) stunned me with her sheer asian themed dress… Those elements are like a promise of disaster, and yet I LOVED it.
As always I adored Helena Bonham Carter’s outfit; she does quirky the right way…
Katharine McPhee’s dress (third down) is asking for a nip slip, but it’s so pretty she’s forgiven.
And Anne Hathaway’s on here because she looked really cute.
The Worst According To QP
Crazy, childish patterns in pastel tones? NO. Ariel Winter, Sienna Miller, you are hereby found guilty!
Still on the Pattern Front: Why Halle Berry, WHY? (PS: for those of you that followed the Globes… see I didn’t include Lucy Liu in my pattern rant? Her dress was crazy yes, but I didn’t completely hate it. FYI.)
Then. Mayim Bialik (second down), that is the ugly lovechild of an ice-skating outfit and a wedding dress you are wearing. With that all is said.
Also, I mentioned I like mermaid tail dresses? I did not mean yours, Kelly Osbourne.
On the Sheer Front then, I did NOT include Jennifer Lopez’ sheer white lace dress, because although it wasn’t my favorite, I liked it. Louise Roe (last down) though appears to be wearing a curtain over her underwear. No. Just no.
I feel sorry for Lena Dunham (first down), because that is a very unfortunate dress for her figure. *Damns responsible stylist to Hell*
There are no words for how ugly I think Nene Leakes’ dress (last top) is. And then to think that with a few adjustments I might even have loved it for being original. Urgh.
There was more disaster than just this… Think many unexplainable neck-brace-like collars (Please don’t tell me this is a trend!), Nicole Richie matching her eyeshadow to her sky-blue dress while sporting a terrible fake tan, and the unforgettable unhemmed half-sheer polkadot mess Rachel Weisz came up in. Look it up if you’re curious…