The Posts You Were Looking For… Another Search Term Summary

Search terms never cease to amaze and amuse me… I don’t know what surprises me more, that people actually look for them, or that the internet somehow leads them to my virtual door in that quest… Anyway, once again the best of WAMI’s Search Terms, all with personal comments by me!

  • Is cctv scary (well, that depends. Are you photogenic?)
  • Hilarious words (I always thought defenestration to be a rather funny word myself)
  • Mad after accidental anal (Remember that guy who looked up “accidental anal”? Apparently he’s back for advice on how to deal with the aftermath…)
  • Necromancy jewelry (Jewelry to wake the dead? You wish…)
  • Sleeping with transvestites (Err… Why do you think I possess any information on the subject matter?)
  • Transformers 3 jacket always stays white (YES! At long last I am no longer alone in my quest for Carly Spencer’s magical coat cleaning technique!)
  • Disadvantages of skipping classes (Are numerous. I’m not gonna be hypocrite, so seek your advice elsewhere…)
  • Crazy death unique (I’m flattered now. You think I’m that original in my fantasies?)
  • Empathy for murderers (Not for sale here)
  • Decoration ninja (I’m imagining hiring ninjas to do a speedy christmas decoration of my home now.)
  • Amigurumi for psychologists (Err… is this the new hype? Indian Food for Beginners, Knitting for Dummies, Amigurumi for psychologists?)
  • Did spanking implements have names in your house (Yeah, and they still do. Trickster, Evita, Annabelle, Beatrice and Sarah, respectively.)
  • essay about how to murder someone (Hmm. Interesting. I would read that!)
  • cookiessex.com (This is either really lame or a really perverted type of foodsex. I’m not sure what I prefer.)
  • sombrero redondo de media copa (I don’t have the slightest idea what this means, but I’m flattered non-english speakers look up my blog)
  • non trivial topology (Will you believe me that this legit mathematical term has led people to my blog SEVERAL TIMES?)
  • My cat doesn’t grin like the cheshire cat (Err… Is that a problem? Most cats don’t grin, Alice said so herself!)
  • QP Games (Oooh, I’m all in favor of games…)
  • combination of schizophrenia and psychopathy (Hello there diagnosis!)
  • It will be more clear soon (For some reason I really doubt that.)
  • Abandoned buildings psychopaths (There is a connection? Really?)
  • 마틴마르지엘라 funny bag (I have even less of a clue here than with the Spanish/Portuguese search term. Apparently it’s about funny bags.)
  • insane experiments bdsm (That could mean a lot. *head fills with dirty fantasies*)
  • psychology behind gag ball (Waw. There are people who actually did research after this? *admires*)
  • sarcastic prescription pill (When your prescription pills start making snarky remarks you may need to adjust the dose…)
  • some explanation about a life (I suppose that is a good description of what I offer…)
  • “fear is essential” (A simple truth.)
  • big black hole in cherry tree (This is the title of my photoshoot in France. People looked it up! *proud*)
  • abstract algebra alice in wonderland (Now that is a combination I can appreciate…)
  • how do you torture your boyfriend after he cums (Good question. I really don’t have the place for explanation here though…)
  • cupcake pussy (I suddenly think of a certain scene in American Pie, but with cupcakes instead of apple pie.)
  • سكس بلانيكس (Say what now?)
  • what pills come from (Learn grammar. Finish your sentences or GTFO. Also, I have no information about the reproduction pattern and mating rituals of my prescriptions. -perhaps ask the guy who deals with the sarcastic pills, he might know more.)

About quantumphysica

My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
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4 Responses to The Posts You Were Looking For… Another Search Term Summary

  1. Your blog has the best search terms!

  2. shoutabyss says:

    I used to think that George Lucas claiming he always planned nine movies was the biggest lie of all time. Now I think it’s “accidental anal.” Oops. I just increased the keyword density for that phrase. Sorry.

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