Life With Riemann: An Explanation

Lately I have been receiving questions about the person who I share my headspace with, a woman who likes to call herself The Riemann Hypothesis. This post should clarify a bit who she is and what she is like. Therefor: a short summary of my head-mate, and some clarifications.

  • Name: The Riemann Hypothesis, Agnes R. at times, Mademoiselle Riemann when being formal (but not for me, I always call her “Riemann”)
  • Age: Unknown
  • Birthday: 17th of September (she made that up because she liked the date, or so she told me)
  • Sex: Female
  • Specifics: She has short black hair, her favorite color is black, she rarely ever dreams, she knows how to make Chicken Tandoori (whereas I don’t), she is the most sarcastic person I know, and in general I can say she is the sanest of the two of us. Oh yes, and she has taken a liking to Cillian Murphy after seeing Batman Begins.
  • Appeared: During the worst of my psychosis and she hasn’t left since

Riemann, as I call her, is always in my mind. In the back of it, minding her own business, on the foreground, commenting on all my actions as if my life is on America’s Funniest Home Videos (but with more sarcasm), giving me advice, calming me down when I freak out, and occasionally she’s outside as well, taking over my body completely. I never remember when that happens.

Riemann is the sanest of the two of us. For as far as I know she has none of my schizoid/psychopathic tendencies, and it would be too awkward if “the voice I’m hearing” would be hearing voices herself. Like, double psychosis. She is her own person, I think. My personality is “split up” by itself, subject to intense mood-swings, but Riemann must be seen apart from that. She’s like a tenant, renting space out in my head.

Nr 7 has found a pretty interesting way of dealing with her; he has sort of adopted her. It’s slightly awkward to me but Riemann appears to be satisfied with it.

Riemann is really very different from me. She has a much lower voice, as if she smokes a lot, and she doesn’t speak Dutch very well (while that’s my native). Her whole stance and demeanor are different from mine, the way she walks, listens, moves her hands… I know this from what others have told me. Nr 7 said she is so different from me that he can’t even see what attracts him in me back in her.

As I mentioned, Riemann is sarcastic as hell, and she disapproves of most things I do and like. She appears to like hurting me emotionally by confronting me with things from the past, and she herself told me her purpose is to remind me of my weaknesses and hurt me before others have the chance to do so. She calls herself my protector. Despite the fact she often hurts me, she is also the only person I truly trust. When I’m sad or when reality confuses me too much she comforts me, and when things get too hard on me she takes over and puts me to sleep. The times she endured my mother’s preaching for me are numerous. I have no real conscience of my own, but at times I’m sharpening my blades (literally) she acts as one to keep me from doing stupid things.

All in all, Life with Riemann isn’t easy, but it’s worth the trouble. I hope she never disappears again, no matter how complicated sharing a body is. (And then I mean just the practical side of things. Does she watch me when I’m fucking? Why does she keep removing my nail polish? How much did I actually drink last night?)

Love and Chaos, QP

About quantumphysica

My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
This entry was posted in Insanity and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

7 Responses to Life With Riemann: An Explanation

  1. You are my withheld delight!!!
    Can we just be cool and take DMT together and then share notes?
    I’m not sexual….just you.

  2. Jaen Wirefly says:

    It’s definitively interesting. It seems as if she’s another aspect of your personality that hasn’t been fully integrated into your own but I can’t make any major conclusions, just ponder theories.

    • Back in the madhouse they wanted to “reintegrate” her, but in a way I find that a little sad. After all, she is a person of her own, and for all I know she has feelings and thoughts of herself too. It seems unfair to make her disappear simply because she’s not the “default” personality.
      On the other hand, perhaps she isn’t a person of her own, perhaps it is just a very far-fetched type of delusion caused by my schizophrenia. It is hard for me to evaluate that.

  3. Pingback: Back From Wherever I Was… | We're All Mad Inhere

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s