The Worst Names In Human History

Parents sometimes really screw their children with a name… I admit, most of those situations are caused by language differences, and of course parents can’t know the meaning of a word in every language on earth, but… You’d think certain common English anathemas would be evaded. Well, apparently not. Watch and giggle…

What? An Ass? A Fat Ass?

Man Fuck. Nice.

If there is one name painful for an athlete…

Did you know whales have an 8 feet penis? True story.

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My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
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9 Responses to The Worst Names In Human History

  1. waywardweed says:

    In elementary school, I had a principal with the name Dr. Lipshitz–poor soul. I still remember him coming into the classroom, as he often did, saying, “Good morning boys and girls.” Of course, we’d respond in unison: “Good morning Dr. Lipshitz.” Those four words sounded like a discordant song.

  2. Basia Rose says:

    There was a Dickshit on the news here recently!

  3. freebirdmani says:

    To beat all this – I just put this name on my computer systems – “Dick Stammers” huh !!

  4. isleofmisfittoys says:

    hahah two points….Long time ago, I knew a kid in the Navy whose last name was Thrower….since he was the lowest enlisted rank at the time, he was a Seaman. so…yeah…he was Seaman Thrower. hahahahahah…never got old.

    second…if/when I ever start my own porn site, my porn name is heretofore forever acclaimed as Tokyo Sexwale!!! ahahah Fucking awesome! hahaha

    • Oh dear… Having a name like that is indeed quite…
      I knew a girl in primary school called Isabeau, Beau for short, and her last name was “Ter Ham”, which is also a very normal Dutch last name… Only Beau-Ter-Ham is pronounced the same as “boterham”, which is dutch for a slice of bread.
      Her parents must have thought it a really funny joke…

      I became “Sassy Asstronaut” when I tried it here;

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