Things That Lead The Way: Search Term Summary

Okay, so I was inspired by the awesome Basia Rose from http://basiarose.wordpress.com/, who decided to summarize the funniest and weirdest search terms that led people to this blog. Given all the bizarre items and topics I have featured on here I can tell you there are quite a lot that qualify. But even when I left out the things I knew referred to a certain post (Psychopoly, Michael Manning, etc etc) I still kept a nice list of terms that I have no idea of how they relate to my blog. And a few that just struck me. Read and laugh… (I added my own comments, basically the first things to pop into my head when reading them…)

  • Spank ass stockings (I would like to see those, I’m afraid I haven’t featured anything like that but… what isn’t here yet can still come!)
  • Camera pillow (Err… Is that a pillow shaped like a camera or a pillow with a camera in it, so you can sneakily record all your naughty acts? Either way would be cool…)
  • Pain installation art (Now, since punctuation of any sort is missing, it’s up to me to guess whether this is “Pain installation” art or pain “installation art”. I hope on the first one…)
  • Stretched ears tumblr (Err… what?)
  • Thank you for calling the mental health hotline (You’re welcome my dear)
  • Lab rat piercing (Again… Err what?)
  • Kitty apocalypse (Okay, it’s true. THE END IS NIGH!)
  • When life is a cunt (Then what huh?)
  • Lou Buiton Pill Bahg (This clearly refers to my post about the Louboutin Pill Bag, but the atrocious spelling has heightened my respect for Google engineering even more.)
  • How to torture your bladder (Err… Now how did this person get here? If you need advice, I’d say just hold it all up until it explodes! It can do that, right?)
  • Illusion sword cabinet (Something I’d like to have. No idea what to imagine with it, but it sounds cool)
  • How to piss off a psychiatrist (Yay! I am inspiring!)
  • Www.mad-russian-people-photos.com (Err… WHAT? Is that a site? And how does that relate to me?)
  • Erotic head cage (Oooh… Nice…)
  • What to wear with Beetlejuice leggings (Yeah, that’s a question I ask myself quite often as well…)
  • How to I pretend I’m psychotic (This is insulting. I DO NOT PRETEND to be psychotic. The doctor SAYS I’m psychotic, I don’t pretend to be anything. For all I know I’m a codfish and no one ever told me.)
  • Don’t stare at my clothes (*stares*)
  • Peal person hairy sock (Err… What? I don’t even want to know why anyone would want to see that, let alone why anyone would think to find it here.)
  • Surviving abstract algebra (It’s tough, I know. Algebra, a lethal addiction…)
  • How to solve a problem (Yeah, good question you have there!)
  • Psychotic sick humor (Flattery, how I like it!)
  • Bdsm Alice in Wonderland with the Mad Hatter (Err… Yeah. I think I would like that. No really, I definitely need to get myself a bdsm porn parody of that classic…)
  • Hybrid dishwasher (Since when do I feature dishwashers? HYBRID dishwashers for more? People are really crazy. This is like asking for bread at the butcher’s.)
  • Funny venn diagram statistics (Statistics. Funny. YAY!)
  • Don’t hear see or talk (That’s what most people make me think of…)
  • Prehistoric fashion (Now how prehistoric are we talking? Two seasons prehistoric or 200000 BP prehistoric?)

Oh yes, and talking about flattery, quite a few search terms included my name or my previous blog “Me@TheMadhouse”. Glad to know people out there look for me! 🙂

About quantumphysica

My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
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11 Responses to Things That Lead The Way: Search Term Summary

  1. Basia Rose says:

    Yours are so great!
    http://www.mad-russian-people-photos.com – of course I had to go and look that up.
    This was what Google gave me: http://www.madrussiangolf.com/ – nowhere near as exciting!

  2. How do you find your search terms?

  3. I cannot even begin to describe the smile this gave me. Your blog, of all blogs, should be the Search Term Summary bug zapper to searcher’s moths *bbzzt*

  4. One of the funnier ones on my list is “naked women animal sex.”

    Yeah….I’m proud or something…

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