Why is a raven like a writing desk?
-
Recent Posts
Archives
- November 2014
- October 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- March 2014
- February 2014
- September 2013
- August 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
Categories
Meta
We’re All Mad Inhere on Twitter
- Apparently I've been on this hellsite screaming into the void for a whopping 10 tears. Who knew, right?… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
- I'm trying. I'm trying to be a better person. But it's so hard when I feel like such a deserving target for cruelty… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- It's so hard to fight the urge to be cruel to myself. I see an opportunity, and it's like I'm a bully who spots the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
- I am so tired I could cry. Going to work tomorrow feels like punishment. I haven't relaxed. I haven't recharged. Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago
- I am tired of living between construction works and cardboard boxes, of working all week in a grey box and then com… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago
Like QP On Facebook
We're All Mad Inhere 
A few days after the fact and the answer came to me while i was sleeping last night 🙂 a raven and a writing desk…you can put both through a wood chipper 😀 hahahaha.
(i have some really weird dreams normally, plus you add in the anti-malaria meds, and they are straight up lucid-crack dreams) hahaha
teehee…
I know how that feels… xD
Never been on those pills, but I have never had worse dreams than on a cocktail of acedicone and thorazine 😀 It’s downright creepy…
But a wood chipper… now you make me curious to know what kind of dream that was!
hahah I doubt that doxy has the same intensity as those two together! haha…for me the worst part is waking up and for several seconds trying to figure out if I’m awake or still asleep! dreams in dreams type thing…worked with a guy once who dreamt that his fridge was trying to eat him, woke up, thought it was real, and shot his fridge 6 times. hhahahahaha
hmmm…well let’s see…I was on a ship, old fashioned wooden type, but the inside was metal like modern day ships and we were sailing on a sea of orange Playdough….I remember that we were singing some pirate shanties, but cannot recall the words….
Shifting…I was somewhere covered with snow, white blanketing the ground for as far as you could see…naked people wandering around….not aimlessly, but like they had somewhere to be…there was just nowhere that I could see for any of them to go to. they all had on those awesome Russian fur hats…http://www.furhatworld.com/faux-fur-russian-ushanka-hat-with-badge-black-p-2020.html
and in the middle of this snow covered expanse was a wood chipper….I watched a writing desk go through…on of the nice, heavy duty solid wooden ones (not IKEA hahahah) and from the other end flew out a raven….who promptly flew back around and went through the wood chipper and out popped a Dr. Sues inspired writing desk….
then it got weird hahahahahah 🙂
Oh waw… I would love to be in your dreams once, it sounds like totally hilarious!
And there exists a site called “furhatworld.com” xD
😀
I have that dream-in-dream thing quite often… One time they had sedated me, and I thought I woke up and it was really very real, and they told me to go to sleep again and I did and then I woke up again and the same story, and over and over again and I just couldn’t wake up, it was as if I was stuck in my own dream… very scary…
hahahah they tend to be a bit wild and weird…. 🙂 had one once about giant snails invading the earth…it was like godzilla movie but snails hahah 🙂
little one, there is a website for damn near everything 😀
wow…that seems intense and I can see how scary it would be….I had one similar to that once, but only woke up the first time…I was dreaming I went to work. Then I woke up for real and was 2 hours late to work! haha.
That must suck… “lalalala, I’m at work… Shit.”
xD
Giant snails from space? I think your dreams would make great scenarios for B-Movies xD
it was much less than cool hahah…plus I hated that job so it was even worse haha..
hahahah sometimes I worry that my entire subconscious is full of crap sci-fi and kinky porn hahaha. 🙂
xD
I don’t think that’s too bad… My subconscious is apparently full of trauma, so you could get worse xD
And as long as you have interesting but non-creepy dreams…
well, it certainly will serve me well if I decide to every write screen plays for crappy scifi movies 😀 hahah
and as you say, it could always be worse. Once dated a girl that had such lucid dreams she would wake up and think they were real. Only problem with that was she dreamt I was cheating on her, woke up and punched me in the nose! hahahaha that was an odd way to wake up, let me tell you! hahaha
Oh dear… that sounds absolutely annoying… xD
I have had “fake” memories, thinking that I by example had been to the store, even remembering my shopping list and the hair color of the woman behind the counter… and then when I opened the fridge, there was nothing. Very odd.
hahaha it was very annoying to get punched in the face while sleeping…hahaha don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind getting hit-been boxing and doing MMA for years-but not quite the same when you are asleep! hahaha
That would make me mad I think….I love food…and going to the fridge to satisfy a craving, I think I would be very frustrated to find whatever I wanted missing….grrrr….
When you don’t see it coming I can imagine it’s very unpleasant indeed xD
I think I’m going to buy myself a punching bag… I feel at times I really need to hit something but my family members don’t appreciate it if I punch them/the furniture 😀
And yes, it is beyond annoying to think there is food and realize there isn’t… especially when you’re as food-minded as me xD
my coworkers always thought I was a bit weird, finding punching people in the face therapeutic…but in the confines of a sport, it can be very much so 🙂 I don’t recommend punching people outside the ring….the police tend to dislike that just a touch. 🙂
I cannot wait for real food again 🙂 do you have a favorite food type?
I find punching things very therapeutic… And cutting vegetables, especially paprika because it makes such a delightful sound when you cut it. I always imagine cutting fingers and toes of people I dislike xD
I love all food… But I have a weak spot for pizza… and indian food… and pasta… and…
Well, I think “I like food” kind of sums it up. I can better make a list of what I dislike; I don’t like organs (for food, I like to cut them though), béchamel sauce, yoghurt and milk. Further I kind of eat anything. Do know that “organs” is to be seen as everything that is not steak- or sausage-like xD 😀
What about you?