Want to hear something hilarious? Soap Crime Wave in America

So this is why they all want to steal?

So this is why they all want to steal?

So I was reading… trying to get my mind off the stuff that’s happening to me… And I found this hilarious article. Apparently there is a massive wave of organized crime going on in America, and it targets this highly unlikely item: Tide Laundry Detergent.

Apparently the run on the product is so large shops are putting the detergent behind glass to prevent people from stealing it. Generally, people come into a store, load a cart full of Tide, and run off with it. It is a form of organized shoplifting. *OMG*

On the streets, Tide has become a form of currency. Even drugs are being traded for Tide! Of course, the big question remains: Why On Earth Do People Steal Laundry Detergent?

I’m still trying to figure out if this is a hoax, because really… It is almost too stupid to be true. But then, knowing people and the nature of people… It might very well be possible. Enjoy, my dear followers!


About quantumphysica

My name is QuantumPhysica The Insane, but you can call me QP. I am insane, admitted to a mental hospital in Belgium, and waiting for a decent diagnosis at the moment. Once I was a physics student with goals in life and what more; now I'm simply the patient of Room 93. Ever wondered what life is like in the psychiatric ward? I'll tell you everything you ever wanted to know... I am... particularly twitchy of personality. But I also am genuinely interested in everything. There is nothing that doesn't interest me, really. Everything, from quantum computers to fashion and cars to traveling... I also give advice. On anything. No taboos whatsoever. And I make lists of things...
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