Being in a madhouse has many, many advantages. Starting with this: you will almost certainly lose weight, for the food here is terrible. Close to inedible, if I’m entirely honest. None of us here has Ghandi-like ambitions, so dying of hunger isn’t really on our to-do-list. Left craving for food, the fashionable among us lunatics here find their way to the world wide web, more precisely Etsy, the Mecca of handcrafted cool stuff. Browsing there… we are almost immediately attracted to… Polymer Clay. Let me show you why.
See? All. That. Food. Too bad we can’t eat it. Me and my schizoid colleague A. have been drooling at these ALL day… Especially the Zombie Lunch ring appealed to me… 😉